crusty diego

when you jizz and let it dry on your penis, then have ear sex with your mexican slave named diego

man i hope this jizz dries soon so i can go have a crusty diego

by wickedwade August 13, 2011

Crusty Sandusky

The act of an older person having sex with a much younger person.

Just the act of having sex in a derogatory way

Your grandfather gave me a Crusty Sandusky.

by dons2014 November 12, 2011

Christy Kirk

A term used for an amazing artist.

"Wow! You're painting is so Christy Kirk!"

by artisticbitch December 31, 2011

Christy McSweatervest

A euphemism for Rick Santorum referencing his religious rhetoric and sweatervest.

Christy McSweatervest said President Obama is a snob for wanting kids to go to college

by Ooblagof June 15, 2012

crusty bloomers

An unwashed pair of old ladies' knickers which have been worn for so long without changing them, they develop a layer of crust on the inside.

Edith struggled for half-an-hour or more to peel off her stinking crusty bloomers from around her mid-riff.

"That was worse than peeling gaffer tape off a foam mattress", she remarked.

by The Double Bass Adonis August 16, 2012

crusty seagull

When you have sex on the beach, and the man gets sand into the woman's vagina and she goes 'AWKKHH!' like a seagull.

Me n Jeff had sex on the beach last night, and he gave me a crusty seagull, the wanker.

by redem17 September 25, 2013

crusty hannah

A crusty hannah is when a girl grates the crust of her feet onto the males dick and then proceeds to give him a blowjob until he cums mixing the foot crust and cum together.

Boy: "Girl get over here and grate that crusty foot flake on my nob!!"

Girl: "I can't wait to give you a crusty hannah".

by Crusty Feet January 25, 2014