Claxing

1. To munt while gooning.
2. To get a blumkin and mew at the same time.

Mr. Belding: Brayden what are you doing to that body?!
Brayden: I'm claxing right now Mr. Belding.

by YOURMOMFUCKEDMELASTNIGHT123456 March 18, 2024

Claxxigen

Going to a your local pizzeria, and start wanking the waiters off using the pizza sauce.

Zach: Hey, why were you gone for so long?

Mikey: I just had a Claxxigen with the local pizzeria waiters.

by 21bladedbalas March 24, 2024

Chlamydia Country

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country

“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”

by Clonkobum March 26, 2024

Claxmaxxing

When you continuously watch Claxmcb while doing one or more of the following MUNTING, gooning, figging, edging, reaching goonvana, going into goontosis, ect...

"Hi Mr. Belding, I've been non stop Claxmaxxing all weekend!"

by Dexxy70 March 26, 2024

Claxmcb

The greatest at blumpkins, munting, figging, gooning, edging, and ingesting fent

you really are the the Claxmcb of munting!

by muntmasterfenttaker March 27, 2024

Claxing

Blasting rope on your neighbors dog, proceeding to freeze your dick with liquid nitrogen, then shattering it with a bottle of liquor with over 40 percent alcohol volume.

Did you hear Brady lost his dick last week? Apparently he went claxing and shattered his cock with a bottle of jack daniels.

by Clax lover March 30, 2024

Clax

To “clax” or the act of “claxing” describes the practice of blasting rope all over your neighbors dog.

“Did you hear how Eli claxed Ms. Johnson’s dog the other day?”

by claxingmaster123 April 9, 2024