Chair juice

A deposit of female urin/ejaculate on a chair, in notical terms a wet queef.

When the beatles played at Shea Stadium in 1966, the custodial staff complained about the excessive amount of chair juice on the thousands of wooden ballpark seats.

by Joebeardski September 23, 2023

chair whore

a girl who borrows your beach chairs that you stole and fucks your best friend on them and leaves them behind

That chair whore did it again!

by dk2 August 3, 2007

Chair Time

The amount of time you are allowed or wish to play Modern Warfare 2 in an uniterrupted block of time. The period of time in which you play Modern Warfare 2.

Please don't bother me, I have very little chair time and am trying to prestige.

by Owl In Dee Navy June 19, 2010

chair head

i was gettin head on the chair lift

when u r rideing on the chair lift and ur getting head

by chris May 13, 2005

chair-ee-yokie

While at a karaoke bar, singing from your seat rather than from the stage.

I don't do karaoke, I do chair-ee-yokie. I'll sing every song, but right here from my seat.

by Jason Knight, Springfield Mo March 24, 2008

Chair nap

A nap for workaholics that take place in a comfortable chair, usually one that can stay reclined with minimal effort and good balance.

I was so tired today I took a chair nap after lunch.

by willbchou September 25, 2010

chair-distance

When you are sitting on a chair and you are thirsty and
need a drink. You cant because because your like stuck on the chair. You eventually ask someone to get it for you.

John sat on the couch watching the 'Simpsons' when he got suddenly thirsty.'I cant go get that' he said to himself.
"Can you go get a drink for me?" He asked his sister.
"No! Get it yourself!" She said.
"But its not chair-distance!" John said.

by Hubba Bubba DA Chewing Gum July 27, 2007