A former US Navy officer who loves watching TV. He often sits with a remote in his hand, patting the sofa as if it were a ship. The most famous Sofa Captain is Captain Earl Pickles, USN Ret.
Earl: Hey Nelson, you want to sit here with your favorite Sofa Captain? I think 'The Flintstones' is on.
Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.
Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!
Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!
Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!
Nelson: You are a such a goof! Of course I'll sit there with you.
Earl: (like a sea captain) Aye aye! Clear sailing ahead, matey!
Nelson: (like a sea captain) Arrgh, the goodship Flintstones dead ahead!
Opal: Anybody want some brownies and milk? Sofa Captains needs their snacks, you know!
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Get the quizzing the captain mug.1. Seattle neighborhood populated mostly by an abundance of floppy beanie-wearing, ironically mustachioed, self-important individuals. Most attend art school or are "photographers". Area seems to breed misguided political views. The area is flooded with overpriced, overcrowded boutique bars designed to resemble a dusty basement. Swill beer (i.e. Pabst, Natural Ice, Busch, Ranier, Olympia) is consumed in large quantities.
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"Bro, what's goin down tonight?"
"Thinking about hittin up Capitol Hill to drink all the PBRs. Coming?"
"Yeah, but I can't stay too late. I have to go take pictures in the morning for class."
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"Yeah, but I can't stay too late. I have to go take pictures in the morning for class."
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