Caiden

A DELUSIONAL BITCH WHO LIKES TO SEXUALLY ASSULT PHONES NOT MENTALLY OK UGLY AS SHIT NEEDS FUCKING HELP MOM NEEDS TO WHOOP HIS ASS HAS AN OLDER BROTHER WHO IS A BAD INFLUENCE IN HUS STUPID ASS LIKES TO FIGHT AND JUMP PEOPLE

Caiden:let me see what she looks like

Older brother:SHOW YOURSELF IMA PUT YOU ON
Caiden: look ugly as shit

by Lalaeatsbooriepizza127 June 8, 2024

Caiden

the typa nigga to call a woman clapped until she lets him hit, at which point he starts saying she's the finest woman on earth

synonym: Schrodinger's womanizer

Caiden: Bro she's an egotistical 4/10
Kareem: I agree
*she lets Caiden hit*
Caiden: Oh yeah she's the finest woman on earth, she is my gf now
Kareem: Bro what? You called her a 4/10
Caiden: No i didn't

by i.am.not.a.niggard.type.shit January 5, 2025

Caiden Mays

The Goat.He gets all the girls and i wish i was like him and looked like him. Honestly we need to make a statue of Caiden.What a sound lad

The goat is Caiden Mays

by AndrewJonesSCCSFC January 14, 2025

Caiden the burglar

The cutest most amazing boy in the entire world :) pero es muy stinky y feo.

I love you so much my stinky

Random creature- “who the hell is Caiden the burglar

Me-“a stinky shit head”

by MEOWOWOOW January 26, 2025

caisan

caisan loves to goon everyday and goons to all the girls in his skl and needs to stop cockblocking and get on a leash cus these girls are not safe "put a paper bag on it" he said in a horney desperate and excited voice

i dont wanna see u walking with her again said caisan

by anonymous April 6, 2025

Caiden

A motherfucker who will pour a drink on your leg if you compliment him

"

"Oh what the fuck did you just did do caiden??"

"Hahahaha

by Caiden is a bitch April 22, 2025

Caiden

Caiden is a handsome man and awesome husband. But he is also a poopy head. And he seems to think that I have an attitude.

Caiden is my husband.

If he doesn’t behave, good he’s not let out.

by Mpost May 13, 2025