bellend fireball

1. When passing kidney Stones while having an STI

2. A not so good plumbing apprentice

You weren't at the pub Friday? I had a bad case of the Bellend fireballs again....

Gee that apprentice of yours is a real bellend fireball mate...

by Spindle.com August 30, 2024

Belen

Belen is a gorgeous breathetaking girl who is so hard not to fall in love with. Idk how one could not love a Belen. Belen is the best girlfriend you could ever have, she is very loyal,pretty,funny,cute, and very caring and nice. Belen is the typa girl you wanna spend the rest of your life with. I love MY Belen so much yall, you should try to get yourself a Belen, it is so worth it.

Belen is a emotional person so you have to be careful on what you say to her. But she is very forgiving and usually comes around when you apologize.

Belen is a girl who think she is ugly and crusty but is actually hella fine. We all wish Belen could see how beautiful she really is...

Belen is the typa girl you wanna marry and have kids with.
Anyone who hates a Belen should go to hell and kill themselves.

We love Belen SO FUCKING MUCH

Belen is so fineee
Belen is MINEE
I WANNA MARRY BELENNNN

by Dakingred September 9, 2023

Bendena

She's the most weirdest, prettiest, best girlfriend you could everr have. Will definitley do her best for you and she is very sweet

omg you're such a Bendena, I love it.

by I_love_B October 3, 2023

Byldend

I total idiot that’s so stupid, but doesn’t have any intelligence problems.

1. “What’s wrong with him?”

2. “Don’t worry, he’s just a byldend.”

by d36982138 December 23, 2023

bellend

British insult

You're (you the reader right now) a bellend

by knobhead123456 February 11, 2024

Bellendery

Bellendery is the practice of displaying a complete lack of intelligent thought or consideration for others often resulting in inconvenience to others. The perpetrator is seemingly unaware of the cause and effect of their actions.

When witnessing such an idiotic act or seeing the resulting carnage, one might exclaim "What is this bellendery?!"

by MissTax February 12, 2024

bellend

Top of the penis, also a British insult. Basically the same as saying "dickhead"

Alex: Hey, did you see how Dan acted at the party last night?

Jamie: Yeah, I couldn't believe it. He was being such a bellend, especially when he started arguing with everyone for no reason.

Alex: I know, right? It was so embarrassing. I hope he realizes how out of line he was.

Jamie: Hopefully, someone talks to him about it. We can't have another night like that.

by whatisapseudonym104 June 24, 2024