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bored@baker

An anonymous website for students of Dartmouth College that tends to be used to gossip, troll, rank frats/sororities, and poll about random questions. In the past many users would post the name of a classmate so that they would be made fun of by everyone else. The current admin, known as "Jae Daemon," has been recently working to reform the atmosphere on the website and reduce the amount of names of students that are posted.

Users can earn badges on the site in a number of ways, such as posting a certain number of times, earning a number of replies/agrees/disagree, or posting links that are clicked a number of times.

Some people choose to associate a profile name and sometimes a picture with their account. If they post frequently enough they come to be known as "personalities." Many personalities post in their own distinctive style or tone based off of the profile name they have chosen.
I woke up this morning and discovered I had 50 notifications on bored@baker! Then I realized they were all replies to the thread that I had replied to.

Dartmouth Student A: "Hey... have you ever gone on Bored@baker?"
Dartmouth Student B: "Yeah, but not anymore. They say such mean things there!"

Dartmouth guy "Ever since I started using bored@baker I have been procrastinating more than ever!"
by DartmouthStudent April 26, 2011
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grayson baker

An aged party boy that skips leg day, thinks hes alot more attractive than he is, likes hookers and double double drinks at dive bars, which will usually end in tears and him shitting his pants.
Grayson baker shit his pants after hitting to many double doubles at dr rudis. Again.
by Thatpettybitchkisskiss December 14, 2020
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bangerang

Explative from the movie Hook meaning "great" or "killer."
This Orangina that I purchased at Whole Foods is Bangerang.
by X Nick Sandler X May 3, 2005
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Banger

literally anything good - a cookie, a song, a three pointer, a touchdown, home run, the act of answering something correctly
Jimbo: remember the wrestler Tyler Reks? Guess what happened to him

Butch: he became a woman
Jimbo: BANGERRRRR
by butchcoolidge May 23, 2021
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Bangers Beans and Mash

An english term for sausage, beans, and potatoes.
Better known as penis, balls, and semen.
She doesn't come back for the cash,
she comes back for my "Bangers beans and mash"
by Ucfjim June 6, 2010
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shit baker

Someone who has been 'holding in' a shit for a period of time, thus allowing the faeces to 'cook' or 'bake' inside their anus.
Usually occurring through lack of toilet facilities although some bakers have been known to bake for pleasure,fame or purely just the for the craic.
Dave:"You taking a dump later?"
Joe:"Sure am, I've been baking it for over two days now"
Dave:"lol I hope it hurts you filthy shit baker"
by incatatus June 2, 2011
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baker's couple

when you go out for a couple of drinks but you actually have between 3 and lots
Wife: "How many drinks did you have tonight?"
Me: "A couple"
Wife: "Really?"
Me: "Well, a baker's couple"
by Mackinator September 30, 2015
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