Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack

(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).

Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!

by HotpantsPoptarts October 17, 2016

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backpack buddy

A nerd that walks to the short bus wearing his over- filled backpack 24 hrs a day.

Throw your big-gulp at that backpack buddy.

by G4RB4G3 August 3, 2006

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backpack

When a guy is doing a fat chick in the stink and sticks sex toys in her fat rolls, acting as a backpack.

Jason: "Last night i totally backpacked Jenna."
Mike: "Yeeeeee!!"
Us: "WTF."

by dont faaackin worry about it February 9, 2008

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Backpacking

A situation where your female partner's ass is blocked with shit.

Oh Honey, i cant let your give me anal, I'm currently Backpacking.

by Sando75 February 28, 2009

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Spunky Backpack

When a homosexual male has anal sex with another male and ejaculates onto his back, giving him a backpack made entirely of spunk.

Gay guy to gay friend: "I'd definately give him a spunky backpack... elton john style."

by rutters mullet August 4, 2008

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Back Packer

An Outdated term for Homosexuals

"Did you see that new boy across the street? you know he's a Back Packer"

by John Cleveland January 4, 2007

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backpack rap

Rap that isn't mainstream.

Backpack rappers are underground non-mainstream hip-hop artists. The backpack came from the fact that they used to carry backpacks to hold their rhymes and anything else that they chose to carry

Ex: Macklemore doesn't rap about getting pussy, but he raps about things that matter like gay rights.

"My man Mac has got some serious backpack rap skills!"

by positive influences February 7, 2014

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