Alfred

Stupid, loud, idiotic. If you had a 6 year old child on sugar, this is what they'd be called. (Female variation - Phebe)
(Bonus if they want to be a cowboy!)

An Alfred is a type of human which you should never fiddle with. They're probably in 3rd Grade. Beware, don't be an Alfred.

My son is an Alfred, I'm now depressed.

by K. Spirit September 9, 2021

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alfredd

Alfredd is a charming, charismatic, flirtatious, sexy, and will definitely steal and break your heart at the same time, his charm will definitely steal your heart and his flirting skills will have you heels over head for him literally, he is very irresistible and will have you biting your lower lip every time you see him, he is crazy in bed, but If you ever make an alfredd mad or get on his bad side he will never forget and remember it til the end of time. Damn Womanizer. With a big.

You’re definitely an Alfredd!

by Snapsnaps November 23, 2021

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Alfredo Ricky

Every man wants to be him and all the women want him. He is hilarious, good looking and a good friend. He’ll go to hell and back just to make sure your good. The epitome of perfect speaks… Alfredo Ricky

Guy: hey bro, that’s my girl your talking to!

AR: chill my guy, I’m Alfredo Ricky…
guy: my bad man! Just don’t have her out to late! Thank bruh

by Ddoschaos November 23, 2021

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Alfred

He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.

the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”

the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”

by emeralda_therose November 23, 2021

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Alfred

He’s a walking contradictions sometimes he looks just like a regular guy, but most of the times he seems so unpredictable. He’s calm, but he can offend anyone when it comes to fact based conversations, people can see him as an unstable person but the fact is he’s constantly reconsidering everything inside his twisted head. He loves love, occasionally romantic even though misunderstoodly seems like an emotionless bastard, he’s a shy guy but he has big dick energy and will smack your ass if you happen to be in the same bed with him.

the ex-wife: “It’s Alfred, my ex-husband... I could never understand him, but damn I can’t stop thinking about him either.”

the current girlfriend: “I think I just slept with your ex-husband last night.”

by emeralda_therose November 23, 2021

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