Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.

All that glitter ain't gold.

'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

by EgoÏk April 23, 2014

appalachian ambush

when a man is having sex with a woman from behind and before he cums he pulls out his dick from her pussy and drops spit on her ass crack at the same time to make her think he is done then when she turns around to finish him off he blasts her in the face with his jizz

ass pussy cum jizz sex appalachian ambush

by papajapeto September 11, 2010

bon appé tits

a French-like expression said to someone when you hear that they are dating a woman with very large breasts.

Brad: "Hey! I'm going out on a date with a Hooters waitress!"

Brad's Dad: "Well done, my son. Bon appé tits!"

by KeVIInXI July 16, 2011

apperal

Clothing or sumthing you wear.

My new shirt was bought at an apperal store.

by Jordanna Spring August 2, 2006

appear's

Apparent

Upon new year dawning this very morning would imagery of personalised destiny approaching appear's treachery maintained as privilege throughout your life rather than losing ingenuity and wonder at memories' gather?

by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010

appearance gynaecology

aka hymen restoration, labia reconstruction,vaginal rejuvenation, labiactomies for pornstars...what have ya...!

in Jordan these days, it doesn't cost a girl who 'as been de-flowered to have it all back sewn together ..thankies go to the abundance of 'apperance gynaecologists' who don't over-charge the poor fucks any thing above 200 Ds ( dinars ..that's in the nieghuborhood of 300$ ), to cover up before getting ready to be married to a total mork!
I am afraid i will bore ya'all with TMI..but girls in the middle east in general; almost all of them, get sex before marriage through the Hershey Highway..so, when the Day comes she can keep the frontal na-na passage closed like a Propel bottle seal cap! Man, for those un-lucky few girls who do the no-go zone.. the art of apperance gynaecology comes to their rescue.
what would poor girls do without appearance gyn? and hey..hey, one have to keep appearances. Doncha ya'all agree?

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

whip appeal

A term used to describe the attractive aura that emanates from a person in ownership of a desirable car. This term is more frequently associated with characterizing males.

Girl: "Oh girl, you know he fiiiine...and he got whip appeal rollin on dem twenty-fos"

by thepussyeater2008 August 8, 2008