Dress Like a Whore Day

A day celebrated every year on October 31 in which it is socially acceptable for women to wear slutty outfits to school, work, or any other function without repercussion. One of the favorite holidays of the male gender.

John: Dude, did you see all those chicks on campus today? I thought i had walked into a stripper club!
Joe: Of course man, it's dress like a whore day!

by PhysicsGod October 31, 2009

National finger a pussy day

The day where it is acceptable to finger any girl's vagina.

Donald trump did not only grabbed her pussy he fingered it too because it was National Finger A Pussy Day.

by National Finger A Pussy Day April 11, 2017

National Prank a Friend Day

October 17 is the day anybody gets to prank their friends and family via text message.

Aye bro it’s October 17! National Prank a Friend Day!I get to prank you via texting!

by Broicool October 17, 2019

Hit a Girl Day

Hit a girl day is when a girl thinks they can put their hands on you so u have to hit them back us men are tired of y'all Bullshit we have rights to of course now we do😈😈 (May 7th through 12)

Nataliya: *Hits Satnam* shut your mouth
Satnam: *Slaps Nataliya* dont hit me bitch I didn't touch you
Nataliya: *Cries* I FUCKIN HATE YOU ABUSIVE SHIT.
Satnam: *laughs* that's what that bitch ass Nataliya gets fucking putting her hands on me for no reason what the hell did i do?

Its Hit a Girl Day

Bronathan: it's hit a girl day Satnam
Satnam: Yes I can finally defend myself instead of looking like a bitch.

by BigDawgRon April 12, 2019

Kick a Bruce day

October 24 is national kick a Bruce day
Kick anyone with the name of Bruce

“Hey, tomorrow’s kick a Bruce day”

by Bigboi667 October 19, 2019

Fuck a friend day

Find a friend and fuck em hard 🤤🥵

Hey Jenna you wanna fuck for national fuck a friend day

Jenna: of course Ryan can't wait

by Fuck a friend day February 19, 2021

more than a school day

when you compare the length of every appointment that you don't want to go to, or something you don't want to do to the length of your normal school day

i have to go to driving school from 8:00 to 3:45?! thats more than a school day

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007