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Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie

Chopped up pineapples are eaten by a male before sexual intercourse. The male receives head from his partner until the pineapple-enhanced semen enters her mouth. Then, he french kisses her and extracts the semen before frantically licking her butthole while she shits into his mouth.
Dude, my girl is a freak, we just got done making a Hawaiian Pineapple Smoothie!
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Shrodinger’s smooth brain

Shrodinger’s smooth brain relates to an absolute buffoon who clearly has no idea what they’re talking about. Typically they think they’re so smart that they must be correct. They tend to go silent when the masses go against them too
Harry: Mark was trying to argue with me about when MY birthday was and was adamant he was correct

Tony: I’m telling you that guys got a shrodinger’s smooth brain

Harry: for real he tried to change the subject when Charlotte said he was wrong too

Take the Rough with the Smooth 

You have to expect the bad or unpleasant thing in the situation as well as the good thing.
Hey, Valeri, I got promoted
You have to take the rough with the smooth Sam, you can't have everything. Don't forget, you will work more

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck 

Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

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Scoots T-hom 

1)(adjective)A guy who is extremely sexy and/or has a nice ass.

2)(noun)The hottest boarder guy out there.
1)Oh my god! He has a scoots t-hom ass!
2)Oh my god! It IS Scoots T-hom!(wets pants)

Scooter effect 

the condition in a which a person or persons drink alcohol to the point of passing out. Occasionlly they wake up with 'party paintings' all over the body.
After the 19th beer the scooter effect pulled John into a deep slumber in which Jack and Dionne drew pictures all over his body.
Scooter effect by Jason March 8, 2004