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The Baby-Jesus Effect 

When your mates are losing so hard in trivia you do a shoey with sardines and beer to get back up to scratch

Cheers youngy
Boys were getting fucked up so I had to pull out The Baby-Jesus Effect

50 shades of jesus 

when jesus has gone wrong and he grows 50 penis
bob: according to all known laws of aviation,there is no way that a bee should be able to fly, its wings are too small to lift its fat body off the ground, but a bee does not care what a human thinks and flys anyway.
tom: holy shit i think i wan to fap to 50 shades of jesus

Ruckus and Jesus 

When your in the middle of fucking and realize that you are not holy and Jesus would not want you fucking for pleasure
Damn I was having the best sex of my life until I thought about Jesus. I guess I was hit with the Ruckus and Jesus

pray to Jesus shits 

Those really urgent bathroom trips where your stomach is cramping the whole time and it won’t stop coming out, so you literally pray to Jesus
Bruh, I just had one of those pray to Jesus shits

Jackoff with Jesus January 

Jackoff with Jesus during January at anytime
Hey man it’s Jackoff with Jesus January you know

Kpop's Jesus 

NamSeokJiChuus Chris is Goddess Jihyo's son.

It happened one day when the CEO of BlockBerry Creative, BigHit, YG and JYP had some hentai and then NamSeokJiChuus Chris was born. People say it's actually a shit by fans "a mix of names" BUT NO!!!

NamSeokJiChuus Chris said stan LOONA and Stray Kids
X: What is the most powerful thing in this world?

Me: Oh. It's Kpop's Jesus! NamSeokJiChuus Chris! Now stan loona
Kpop's Jesus by Jinsoul is my waifu December 23, 2019