A Dirty Yard Gnome

A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.

Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.

Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?

Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.

by madworldradio July 12, 2009

A Dodgy Old Joe

A shady, creepy male. Funny looking, dodgy walking and just the biggest cunt you'll ever meet.

Mainly found around play grounds, parks and leisure centres. Usually lurking about in the shadows.

- Oh look i can see a 'Joe Rosser' walking towards that little boy.

- I see he's up to his old tricks again waltzing around the nursery, thats what you call 'A Dodgy Old Joe'.

by MyVeryOwnPseudonym November 24, 2010

Taking a Drive-By

The act of stopping by someone's home to defecate for the sole purpose of fouling the air in said home, then leaving immediately. The smaller the home the better, as the staech is more difficult for the inhabitant(s) to escape.

I was really pissed at my friend for leaving the party last night with my date, so I stopped by his apartment today and took a drive-by.

by Charlie Tang July 22, 2005

pulling a douche

1. When someone does something particularly douchy they are said to be "pulling a douche"
2. Doing something dishonorable; going back on your word.

"Where's John? He said he'd be here." "I guess he's pulling a douche on us."

He really pulled a douche when he jizzed in her eye.

by ishydaro May 5, 2006

droppin a duce

Takin' a shit,doing a number 2

Damn Rich, you been in the bathroom for 20 mins now and it stinks in there,you must be droppin a duce

by ItalianAudi December 29, 2007

Wave a Dead Chicken Over It

A term commonly used in technology meaning to do some useless, unhelpful thing in hopes it will solve a problem. For example, restarting your computer.

Intern: AGH! My computer froze!
Supervisor: Well, why don't you just wave a dead chicken over it; restart it.

by Leah77777777777777777777 October 4, 2008

pulling a Dick

an expression describing when someone who is angered by another person begins to mumble incoherently to himself and then walks away visibly pissed off. The shaking of the angry person's head and/or the throwing up of one or more of his arms are also common occurences, though not necessary or exclusive ones.

Jake was pissed when I told him he had to work this weekend. He was so pulling a Dick.

by BennyKennedy April 1, 2009