Did I Ask

Only say this if you suck and no one likes you

Tim: Did I Ask? eehehehhehehehe
everyone else: shut up

by boi_im_really_bout_to_get_yo_p November 4, 2020

I took a risk

The prefect excuse for totally idiotic behaviour. After saying 'I took a risk' said behaviour is totally excused.

The prefect excuse for totally idiotic behaviour. After saying 'I took a risk' said behaviour is totally excused.
"I was going to answer all the questions in that exam but I decided to leave half way through"

- Confused looks

"What? I took a risk."

-Instant comprehension

~~~

"Why would you punch that guy last night? He was twice the size of you and was clearly going to beat the crap out of you."

"I took a risk"

by tjhammo February 27, 2011

i ate a cat

a meme where bill s says "i ate a cat" then kenneth ????? says "You make me wanna cry, thats (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i DO respect your opinion" then bill s says "i will eat another"

i ate a cat.
You make me wanna cry, THATS (in my opinion) kind of cruel, but even so i do respect your opinion
i will eat another

by memeaddictive2 June 13, 2023

I wanna be saved

A reference to a lyric in the song Captain Save a Hoe by E-40. It means that a person is so down bad for someone, that they want to be saved by them

Person 1: Look at them
Person 2: I WANNA BE SAVED 😍😍😍😍

by saturnsundae January 17, 2023

i am depressed

i am to :(

i am depressed you're depressed we're depressed :(

by CarlosTheTurtle September 4, 2021

because i can't

i can't describe this phrase, sorry

Why? Because i can't be FUCKING BOTHERED

guy 1: Can you please help me with my homework?
guy 2: no
guy 1: Why not?
guy 2: Because i can't
guy 1: kill yourself

by LoserOnUrbanDictionary November 10, 2022

I love balls

i love balls. yes, its true, i love balls. i love biting them and feeling them try to break free as i tear on their skin, while their host screams in agony. yes, i love balls.

-Hello sexy, today is your birthday, what would you love to have for your birthday
-I love balls

by i love balls yes its true January 24, 2022