free newspapers

another word for fire lighting material

He's not burning properly
chuck some more free newspapers on him

by The incredibly smelly jerry September 19, 2003

Free liping

When a woman isn't wearing any underwear and her lips are able to breathe.

What underwear are you wearing?
I'm not wearing any, I'm free liping l.

by Piper Lay May 16, 2023

Rent free

A fan of the University of Kentucky

Jack: remember that one time when we beat yall

Marquis: man we live rent free in y’all’s heads

by NoLimitSean78 October 30, 2023

get off scot-free

What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.

I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???

by QuacksO July 9, 2019

Free Twitter

Free Twitter was a phrase that has been trending multiple times on the Twitter platform, ever since Elon Musk bought it. People usually say this phrase on the Twitter platform, attempting to remove Elon Musk's role as CEO of the platform.

Person 1: Hey man have you heard that Elon Musk bought Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, He added the Twitter blue feature just making the platform worse, Free Twitter!

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser December 23, 2022

free speech

Something in which the phone company does not believe.

I just got my telephone bill today. Unless I pay a small fortune, they're sending in the phone cops. Ouch!

I guess that Cracked and Mad magazines were correct... the telephone company does not believe in free speech.

by bitchuck April 24, 2025