The Mitten 

A sex act that involves going to a pet store, purchasing a hamster, cutting an opening in the ass end of the furry little critter, and then sliding it over your erect penis, like a "mitten" for your cock.

Oh wow its a bit chilly out today. Good thing I"m still wearing the mitten I bought last night.

The Mitten by BenitoMussoIini August 2, 2008

Mitt Chow 

performing oral sex on a female

Kyle: You tee up that girl from the bar last night?

Pete: Nah, she didn't want to straight fuck, but I gave her a good mitt chow session.

Mitt Chow by HoseheadMutt February 21, 2011

a-mitrous 

Used to describe someone who does not like Vegemite or Marmite (rival yeast spreads from Australia and New Zealand respectively).

Hyphen optional.

People in the Northern Hemisphere who encounter Vegemite tend to think it will be like chocolate; upon tasting they usually become strongly a-mitrous.

a-mitrous by The Sharn King August 21, 2011

Mitsubishi 

a woman's codename for vagina (sometimes referred to as the Misubishi Vag)

My Mitsubishi has an oil leak and will be out of service this week.

Mitsubishi by EMS3189 March 20, 2009

Kevin Mitchell 

one of a kind debate genius. also, good with articulation, blocks, and wearing eyeliner. Also, not a quitter.

Be a Kevin Mitchell and stay in debate.

Kevin Mitchell by onewhospeaksthetruth January 29, 2010

Oven Mitt 

1 in the pink, 4 in the stink.

That girl was such a whore that Marc was able to oven mitt her last night.

Oven Mitt by assaulter April 20, 2009

Mits 

Mits are basically nits that are in your pubic hair - crabs.

"Jaquii eats Ashleys mits!"
"Bgay has mits"
"Go get your mits treated"

Mits by Jessie and Bgay December 17, 2008