cat Lynn 

An Angel on Earth

Random Normalcore guy: who’s Cat Lynn
Me: An angel on earth, she’s literally the sweetest person in my life and I don’t even know her

cat Lynn by TheEmoGirliePop January 18, 2024

Cat Explotano 

This is spanish for cat explode. Popularized by "Squewe".

Numero uno, Cat explotano.
*Video of cat exploding*

Cat Explotano by _igger January 23, 2024

Cat burglar 

A professional thief that takes pet cats from your home

Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!

Breaking news coming out of chicago tonight as we come on the air, a suspect is wanted in connection with a string of cat burglaries in the area. Police have not identified a suspect, they advised all cat owners to keep doors and windows locked at night and to avoid giving them catnip afterhours.

Cat burglar by YouCanCallMeViking January 23, 2024

Cat Distribution System 

The system that gives out cats.

P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.

Cat Distribution System by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024

Cat's Uncle 

A lazy person (slacker), who is laid back by nature, and unreliable in general.

Would you hire Bob to clean your gutters for you? Probably not, he can be a bit of a Cat's Uncle sometimes.
Dude my mom's new boyfriend is a real Cat's Uncle, I mean he doesn't do anything!

Cat's Uncle by Chevy Cruz February 1, 2024

cat sauce 

noun - the mixture of cat pee and litter that form around the cats behind after they relieve themselves

also referenced as “sauce”

Garfield walked out of his room sauced up.

Sylvester was cooking that cat sauce this morning.

cat sauce by naynayy March 1, 2024

cat feet 

Feet that walk silently

"If you want your tenant not to have another headache, walk with your cat feet!".

cat feet by Anahid March 4, 2024