get a life 

A phrase said by idiots to people who do something with their time other than smoke weed, drink, and have sex with everyone.

WUT? You read last night? You didn't get laid instead?! Get a life!

get a life by Someone fed up November 7, 2010

mid life crisis 

when a person (more commonly a man than a woman, but either can experience this fate) begins to question their purpose and direction in life and oftentimes begins to regress back to their teenage years in the way they think and act. they usually are laughed at by their peers because they make themselves look silly by acting much younger than they actually are.

"He's 50 and just bought a red Corvette. Is he having a mid life crisis?"

mid life crisis by Someone Who's Seen It October 6, 2008

Half Life

1 : the time required for half of something to undergo a process: as a : the time required for half of the atoms of a radioactive substance to become disintegrated b : the time required for half the amount of a substance (as a drug or radioactive tracer) in or introduced into a living system or ecosystem to be eliminated or disintegrated by natural processes
2 : a period of usefulness or popularity preceding decline or obsolescence <slang usually has a short half-life>

For americium-241, it is known that half of the atoms decay in 458 years. Therefore, 458 years is the half-life of americium-241. Every radioactive element has a different half-life, ranging from fractions of a second to millions of years, depending on the specific isotope. For example, americium-243 has a half-life of 7,370 years.

Half Life by Mark January 6, 2004

Half-Life 2

1. The sign that our Lord and Savior is coming, and he favors gamers.
2. The absolute BEST... GAME... EVER...

People who hate this game are: 1. Satan 2. Lieberman 3. Satan Wanna-Be's

Half-Life 2 was the most amazing thing I have ever played. It excels at everything. Nothing can stand against it.

On an unrelated note, I need a fresh pair of undies...

Half-Life 2 by Is not trying to build a Strider... December 31, 2004

no life 

To reject your 1st life and substitute a new one.

guy1: Dude where's Jeff
guy2: He's playing that online game!
guy1: GOOD LORD!, he's played it for two weeks now,an he has no life!

no life by somguy December 26, 2006

anti life 

someone who has a general negative view on life or someone who finds life of human beings as disgusting and feels that death to humans is necessary

stalin and hitler killed millions, I shall consider them anti life

anti life by an anti life October 17, 2009

Miller High Life 

The best beer ever made. Produced by Miller Brewing Company; Milwaukee, WI. The Champagne of Beers!

Get that Budweiser out of here and give me a Miller High Life.

Miller High Life by Jmagnus November 1, 2007