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poop dysmorphia

When your poop felt bigger or smaller than it actually was.
I thought I took a big poop only to find little pebbles. Man, that’s some poop dysmorphia.
by Tianus March 10, 2022
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Marcus poop

Man who is at blame for all misfortune in the world and also has a huge black penis.
Jeez bro I just came down with aids, that damn Marcus poop must have planted it inside of me.
by The elusive MP March 24, 2022
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Poop Sock

The "Number 2" version of a Pee Bottle. A sock which is often used by World of Warcraft players during long raid nights as a place to poop into when leaving to use the toilet is not feasible.

Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.
"Hold on a sec, team. I have to poop."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."
by Fred Boulderdash March 25, 2022
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Slimy poops

Three friends, named Lucy,Flynn and Sierra :)
Oh man, that’s the gnarliest group of slimy poops I’ve ever seen”
by Marie’s January 30, 2022
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Poop tinge

The frothy foamy substance that forms at the base of a penis while giving a hard anal pounding. Similar to truffle butter, but thicker.
I was drunk and couldn't nut, I feel bad for her ass hole. I had to get a wet wipe and clean off her poop tinge
by Leeroy2586 February 7, 2022
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Poop Rock

1. A very hard poop usually in pellet size

2. A rock you carry with you to the restroom, it can be the same rock or a new rock dropped off each time

3. The rock that people often use to hide a key in front of their house, that very conspicuously looks more like a rock made of poop than a real rock
1. Man, I need to change my diet, I've been pooping rocks for weeks!

2a. Hey, can you pass me my poop rock? I need to make a pitstop.
2b. We are running low on poop rocks.
2c. If you are gonna be in there awhile don't forget*the* poop rock!

3 - To get into the house just grab the key under the poop rock out front when you get there.
by Riley85 February 8, 2022
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Poop sex

When you make an ass and dick out of shit and proceed to make them have sex
Wow I had good poop sex last night
by hateroftheniggers February 11, 2022
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