Hairy Jimmy 

When you shave your privates and have sex immediately after without cleaning up so pubes stay inside her.

Well I just shaved you ready for a hairy Jimmy.

Hairy Jimmy by Jasonknowsbitches August 20, 2016

Hairy Shit 

A nasty dump with numerous strands of Shit that look like brown hair.

Eddie had the Taco feast last night & today He destroyed the toilet with a Hairy Shit!

Hairy Shit by FilmoFreddy January 23, 2019

Black Hairy Tongue 

1. A benign (but disgusting) bacterial growth in the mouth that causes the tongue to become black and fuzzy. May spread to the teeth.

2. The grossest thing ever.

3. The side effect listed on the back of Pepto-Bismol packaging as "a harmless darkening of the tongue."

4. The #1 reason to never take Pepto-Bismol.

You: I woke up this morning with Black Hairy Tongue.
Friend: Ew. You shouldn't have taken pepto before bed!

Black Hairy Tongue by Kiwi27777 December 13, 2009

Hairy Palms 

"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.

If you masturbate, you'll get hairy palms.

Hairy Palms by [e-mail] December 9, 2008

Hairy Legz 

When you have the rainforest growing on your legs. Most women will think you are hot and will want to go to Olive Garden for free breadsticks with you.

Damn I bet his Hairy Legz take him to Olive Garden all the time.

Hey I just discovered a new animal in your Hariy Legz Bro.
Your Hairy Legz are so sexy I bet you get all the girls when you go to Olive Gardens.

Hairy Legz by abomassalbinkie January 31, 2017

hairymanfeet635 

hairymanfeet635 is the true peek of beauty, it's so mesmerizing to look at, it can make anyone fall in love in one glance. The way those hairy feet looks like is just so astonishing. In short words, hairymanfeet635 is the new standards for beauty.

did you see the new fashion trend? Its hairymanfeet635

hairymanfeet635 by josukesstrandofhair January 24, 2022

harpy 

A word to describe a women who draws a man into her grasp by pleasing the victims biggest desire only to destroy all that makes him what he is.

"Dude, stay away from her. That harpy will own you"

harpy by Faux Vie January 1, 2009