The Alan Jackson 

noun; Scenario when you are with a girl about to hook up and she says she's not ready. This is promptly followed by settling for a burger and/or grape snow cone and dropping said girl off early at her house.

"Dude, I was about to get it in with Clarissa last night after the movie when she pulled The Alan Jackson...I was so mad! I was willing, but she wasn't ready."

The Alan Jackson by moliver130 January 8, 2011

dwayne "the rock" johnsons 

Male genitalia, testicles.

Person 1:OH NO MY BALLS ARE OBLITERATED!!!
Person 2: Seems that he lost his dwayne "the rock" johnsons!

dwayne "the rock" johnsons by damnilostmyballs September 24, 2021

don't pull out the 9 jammal 

when someone tries to act intimidating but in reality is weak.

He screamed boo at the top of his lungs to scare them, but they said "don't pull out the 9 jammal"

don't pull out the 9 jammal by nagito dorito September 19, 2020

The Brian Jonestown Massacre 

The Brian Jonestown Massacre (frequently abbreviated as "BJM" or "The BJM") are a neo-psychedelic rock band, founded in San Francisco, California, in the early 1990s, led by Anton Newcombe.

The BJM's music can mostly be described as "neo-psychedelic", since it is generally perceived to be "mind-expanding" music, and because it can be seen as being a "continuation" of music from the 1960s.

The name is an homage to Brian Jones, original lead guitarist for the Rolling Stones.

The Brian Jonestown Massacre is one of the best bands of my generation. Too bad they've never had much commercial success.

The Brian Jonestown Massacre by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Wreck the hoose juice 

Wreck the hoose juice

a saying in scotland, for buckfast

Ahm gonae get blutered on buckie and wreck the hoose

wreck the hoose juice

Wreck the hoose juice by EcKstasy December 24, 2008

The Olde' Jolly Roger 

The Penis in its day to day or erected state.

" What is that your holding nam ? " " The Olde' Jolly Roger "

The Olde' Jolly Roger by Mytch April 8, 2007

the butt johnson 

A dance that consists of putting both hands in the air, bends his knees, arches and persistantly shakes buttocks onto unsuspecting patrons.. Usually performed by the drunk one of the group.

Dude! Why did you bring Justin? Now he is going to do the butt johnson!

the butt johnson by fartpoopshart April 11, 2011