Muffin

A man who is kind hearted, generous and extremely wholesome. A man that bends down to pat dogs and helps you put up shelves. He is also so comfortable in his masculinity, that he can show a softer side and has emotion intelligent.

The term ‘muffin’ can also be used in the context of generally cute things or heart warming.

EST M COOK 2024

Omg! He is so muffin

You should totally go on a date with him, he is a muffin.

He makes me a tea in bed every morning, so muffin!

by M Cook July 19, 2024

Muffin

Someone who is both short and fat

R: ‘I seen a muffin of a woman at dunks bitching for sweet and low.’
Z: ‘a what?’
R: ‘a short fat person’

by Peninsula_69 August 9, 2024

Muffin

A vagina

“I won’t tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you Cause I’m bluffin with my muffin” - Lady Gaga

by ambriel the great February 22, 2025

Muffin

Lying Jew who wants whether or not you kiss the ass of lying jews to dictate your economic and social mobility.

Hym "And the Palestinian genocide PROVES that the muffin races has enlisted everyone to protect and serve him from now until the end of time. That's your job. Protect and serve the jews. The role of American is to be the Jew cops."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2025

Muffin Slut

Someone who will let big russian men touch their balls in return for fresh baked pastries, like muffins.

Yo you know that fella Landen?
Yeah hes a muffin slut

by mr dude mr guy February 25, 2025

Muffin

A masculine woman who dresses manly (but is still feminine ) and loves Muff Diving .

The lady and her stud muffin caused a commotion at Walmart.

by Trucker3308004 March 7, 2025

Maffing

A furry (Mads) yiffing in a hot tub.

Yo that chicken got him straight up Maffing. He got his gooning setup ready and everything.

by Gurlumbgutsa April 9, 2025