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get off my dick 

A term used when someone annoys you to an incredible amount.

Much more badass than saying something along the lines of "Please respect me and be more courteous".
"Dude why are you you doing your homework?"
-Get off my dick

"Dude why are you wearing a tupac shirt, you aren't black"
-Get off my dick

"So you still working at minimum wage?"
-Get off my dick
get off my dick by Profficial January 7, 2010

Dick Pickle 

The act of urinating in a persons anus and letting your penis stew in the urine and feces then withdrawing your penis from the impromptu brine and inserting it into the awaiting persons mouth.
John peed in that girls butt and before she knew it she was enjoying a nice tasty dick pickle!
Dick Pickle by lewlcatsomg666 December 20, 2008

Dick Bib 

Santa Claus sure has a nice Dick Bib. I'd love to shoot cum all over that!
Dick Bib by Peter Eaton August 15, 2006

dick face 

A person who has a penis growing from their face.
dick face by Jackson January 21, 2004

limp dick 

n. 1)A man without the testicle fortitude to tap the ass of the hotties at a party 2)One who cannot get an erection
Don't be a limp dick! Go tap that ass!
limp dick by Ajones April 17, 2003

maggot dick 

a term meaning a very white and small penis
boy: you maggot dick
boy 2: thats effed up
maggot dick by jon gaona March 12, 2008