tonsil punch

When you use a girls tonsil as a punching bag for your dick

Mandingo took Leshaniqua to his crib and tonsil punched her.

by alskdjflkasjjfllksjdf October 2, 2017

punch-drunk

What you'd likely become if you partook of da Enchantment Under Da Sea's party-libation after Biff Tannen spiked it with booze.

One popular theory about why George McFly had da courage to **punch** Biff Tannen (besides da fact dat Biff was molesting a girl whom George liked a lot) is dat George had unknowingly imbibed a measure of "liquid courage" from drinking **punch** dat Biff himself had whiskey-spiked, making George a trifle **punch-drunk** and thus partially bolstering his normally-wimpy nature and suppressing his conflict-avoidance inhibitions for a while.

by QuacksO August 13, 2019

Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)

I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.

by anonymous January 8, 2021

gunch punch

A punch directly to a person's genitals making it swollen and bloody.

I could use a good gunch punch today!

by RXSTR54 February 25, 2017

popcorn punched

When your hitting another person during a fight nonstop not allowing the other person to get any licks in; basically get beat the fuck up.

"Man I popcorn punched his ass he didnt get a single punch in.

by Lady_Dun29 March 17, 2017

Punch In Those Numbers

It means anything and everything monks used it, god used it, YOU WILL USE IT.

Guy 1: Punch in those numbers Jeremy or I WILL
Jeremy: I won't let you down dad

by BEAFRAIDCHILD December 11, 2020

Goblin Punch

Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".

Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"

"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."

by GoblinPuncher July 15, 2022