A pants
beer is a paradox created by young drinkers that goes as this. If you think a pants
beer is stupid, you aren’t drunk enough. What a pants
beer consists of is that of
one pouring a cold
beer down their pants in a public setting. Now why would someone do this, you may ask? Because they’re drunk enough to do it. Why are you sitting there reading this, thinking Jesus that’s stupid? Because you aren’t drunk enough. Theoretically, the drunkest you can get leaves you to make some stupid decisions, and if you really are drunk enough, perhaps it’s possible to convince yourself that pouring a cold pbr down your crotch is a good idea.