sweet teen jesus 

n. 'swEt 'tEn 'jE-z&s

An adaptation from the oft used sweet jesus showing exclamation, but even more so. The modification uses the rarely discussed 'teen' jesus to enhance surprise.

1. You got hit by a car riding your bike? Sweet teen jesus, that's rough.

2. Sweet teen jesus, that's one good sandwich

sweet teen jesus by MC Ducats n' Buckets March 10, 2005

Walked with Jesus 

The most hilarious and light-hearted euphemism to indicate that your shit, has indeed, been jacked.

Friend: "Hey dude, where's your TV?"
You: "Well, you see, it walked with Jesus."

Walked with Jesus by Sagely One July 7, 2009

You need Jesus! 

For when someone is deciding to be a dumb person.

Charlotte: haiuhlssisghj
Shirley: wth?
Charlotte: suygkhjdipdugvciuyhifgvcgiufgh
Shirley: Charlotte, I-
Charlotte: SIYXLKUHIUHKGUODHGJVIUHDB DHODHJVHUODHJVHDUHVDHU
Shirley and Alpen: YOU NEED JESUS!
Charlotte: wha?
Shirley: *SLAPS THE FUCKING BIBLE AGAINST CHARLOTTE'S FACE*

You need Jesus! by *cough* hello July 3, 2019

Jimmy Jesus 

A bearded tramp. 'Jimmy' cos that's usually their name and 'Jesus' cos of the resemblance in the facial hair department.

I was out today and I saw a Jimmy Jesus raking through the bins in the park.

Jimmy Jesus by Mummy Shaz July 18, 2005

dinosaur jesus 

Neo had many previous versions of himself;many "ones." So did Jesus. One of them was a dinosaur. Probably.

Sweet dinosaur Jesus

dinosaur jesus by hoifer June 16, 2003

stevie baby jesus 

the man who infact looks like jesus,is small like a baby and has the name stevie. he is equivelent to god but yet stevie baby jesus is an atheist. term first used in 2007 at mosinee middle school.

man #1 dood i went to steve schara's house last night.
man #2 who the fuck is that. the only steve ik is stevie baby jesus.
man #1 thats who i ment man

stevie baby jesus by THE REAL STEVIE BABY JESUS! December 31, 2008

Baby Jesus Fecal Matter 

The feeling one gets from eating too much sweet and sour chicken. The person feels like they have to give birth to "the baby Jesus" in fecal form.

"Man, after that Chinese I need to give birth to baby Jesus fecal matter."

Baby Jesus Fecal Matter by Sweaty Balls and the Rickist April 5, 2010