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super sport 

Originally from the '57 Corvette SS, a race car designed by Zora Duntov. Eventually applied to the Impala and Nova, then the Chevelle, then the Camaro and the Monte Carlo, etc. Alawys the biggest and most powerful version. Now being abused by Chevy. The have a Malibu wagon with a 240hp V6 that they call an "SS." And don't even get me started on the Cobalt.

The only good modern Chevy SS models are the Monte Carlo and Impala SS, the Silverado SS, and the Camaro SS. All others (Trailblazer, Cobalt, Malibu) suck.
Old Super Sport (SS) motors-

425hp 409c.i. V8 w/ dual quad carburetors
375hp 396c.i. L78 V8 w/ solid lifters
450hp 454c.i. LS6 V8 w/ big Holley double-pumper & alum. heads
super sport by merica December 28, 2005
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Super Smash Bros. Brawl 

While it is on the Wii, the worst Nintendo console, it MAY have more characters, but most of the Awesome characters are nerfed from Melee, the online sucks ass, and is laggy, if you read this, but Super Smash Bros. Melee!

Remember, Brawl is not a fighting game, you can not seriously play SSBB cometitively, the Mechanics in the game are slow, and it is only fun when playing with someone else. This leads me to believe that Brawl is one of the worst games on the wii.
Captain Falcon's "Falcon Punch" in Super Smash Bros. Brawl sucks, it does more knockback in Melee.

Super Straight 

A transphobic fuck who only dates cisgender people and wants to hide their transphobia behind a fake sexual orientation
“Would you date a transgender person?”
“No, I’m super straight
“Oh shut up, you’re just a transphobe”
Super Straight by transapphic March 3, 2021

super hetero 

A male who takes another male to pound town in a dominating fashion.

Comes from a theory of “your only
Gay if your on bottom,”
I became super hetero when I took my friend, who is a guy, to pound town.
super hetero by Paging Dr. Dick January 7, 2019

Super Tuesday 

A day that a bunch of impatient politicians changed the election day to (2/5/2008) because they couldn't wait until the normal election day.
Hey are you voting today? It's Super Tuesday.
Super Tuesday by Jojobi February 6, 2008

super swirlie 

A swirlie wherein the toilet is flushed multiple times with the victim's head remaining in the bowl from flush to flush. Could be rapid-fire flushes or just a couple long full flushes. High risk of drowning the victim if it goes on too long since a person can only hold their breath for so long. If the toilet has poop in it at the start, it can be called a "super chocolate swirly." The victim's face can be pressed against the bottom of the bowl to prevent the poop from flushing away on the first flush, making for a nastier super swirlie.
Yo bro, I just gave that loser Evan a chocolate super swirlie! I flushed him like 6 times in a row and his face had shit smeared all over it, soI gave him a hanging wedgie on the stall and left him there! You should go find him and flush him some more; give him a good royal swirlie to really show him who's boss.

Those jocks Max and Jake gave me a super swirlie last period. I thought they were never gonna let my head out of the toilet bowl, it was awful.
super swirlie by yikestbh June 8, 2016

Super Smash Bros 

The act of smashing the same woman as one of your bro's. A more suitable name for Eskimo Brothers. The first friend to bang the Penis Princess is obviously Mario, while the second person to get inside is Luigi. Regardless of each mario versus luigi title, the two guys are Super Smash Bros--a bond that they will share forever.

If you happen to be a Super Smash Bro, it is your duty as a Super Bro to make sure that the other bro isn't catchin feelings for the Penis Princess. These bitches are rollers, rollin from guy-group to guy-group, bangin bro after bro. It is important to only think of these girls as Super Smash Hoes- more specifically: just a hole to stick your dick in.
"Did you hear about Mark taking Hillary to Pound-Town in the bathroom at that party last night?"

"Ya dude, what a hoebag. She was just getting boinked by Mark's best friend Tony the weekend before."

"Looks like Mark and Tony are even better friends now: they're Super Smash Bros."

"Yeah, it sucks its Hillary though... she is quite the Super Smash Hoe."
Super Smash Bros by ChadwellM7 November 8, 2011