big black monkey boy 

black person, ishowspeed
is very black and scary

he is such a big black monkey boy

big black monkey boy by ilovebbc's May 18, 2022

SPONGE MONKEY 

Those DNA modified hampsters that sing and play guitar

see quisnos commercials

SPONGE MONKEY by marty donnellon March 31, 2004

Spank My Monkey 

another way of saying to masturbate; to beat off.

"I get so much ass I never find time to spank my monkey."

Spank My Monkey by J-Al January 3, 2009

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls 

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?

What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.

Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls by HK Orlando October 19, 2006

Mayo Monkey 

A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey

Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.

Mayo Monkey by Truth Serum 58008 March 2, 2017

mud monkey 

from South Park: another name for the dookie in the urinal.

How would you like it if someone came into your home and laid a big mud monkey right on your mom's face.

mud monkey by bzflag October 12, 2006

purple monkey dishwasher 

Despite claims this phrase originated on "The Simpsons", it actually existed long before it was used in the show. The phrase is intended to portray the distortion of facts when passed from person to person.

Its use in "The Simpsons" was accurate; Bart starts a rumour by whispering to one person who whispers it to another, etc. By the time the rumour reaches the front of the crowd, the phrase "Purple monkey dishwasher" has been added to the end due to people mishearing the original rumour as it passed from person to person.

Due to the popularity of "The Simpsons", the phrase has since become a commonly used response to opinions stated based on hearsay and unconfirmed rumours.

Person A - "I heard from a friend of a friend that John cheated on Linda with Karen!"

Person B - "Purple monkey dishwasher."

purple monkey dishwasher by godofodd September 14, 2005