Ass-clown Jew Nazi 

A jumbled mass of words that means jack shit; commonly used by schmucks who have no real clue as to what the fuck they are talking about.

How the fuck can someone be a Nazi and a Jew at the same time you fucking idiot?

Ass-clown Jew Nazi by <---- NOOB December 22, 2003

ass ferret 

The agry mischievous creature that burrows deep within your lower colon, causing much discomfort and kicking out a lot of loose debris.

AKA Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

I must've picked up that The Stand virus cuz that damned ass ferret is doing his step aerobics today...

ass ferret by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005

ass helmet 

when you sit on somebodys face until its stuck in your ass

hold him down while i give him an ass helmet

ass helmet by brian November 1, 2004

ass hat

ass hat a person with their head so far up their ass that they could wear it as a hat.

You sir are an asshat?!?!

ass hat by rachel January 1, 2005

ass wad

when you poop and your not done yet and you push and push to get it out so you can be done but it doesnt happen

my ass wad is killin me

ass wad by cherry February 26, 2003

ass-ball connector 

A gooch, or the area in between a man's nutsack and asshole. Also, called the ABC

I was doing this guy in the ass and then, all of a sudden, he grabbed back and touched my ABC (ass-ball connector). That was when I knew he was gay.

ass-ball connector by Matthew Lane July 9, 2006

ass thumb 

A person who is a result of one having a thumb up their ass.
Having 'a thumb up your ass' is lazy but the ass thumb is so lazy that their not even doing anything.

Bob didn't do anything the whole week, what an ass thumb.

ass thumb by Tom Ladonne September 19, 2008