Super Bowl 53

Super Bowl 53. One of the most boring super bowls most people have watched. Ending in the patriots victory over the rams 13-3. The game was mainly a defensive game and was very unimpressive on the offensive of side. Tom Brady who is considered one of the best quarter backs of all time has now one 6 Super Bowls and the patriots are tied with the Steelers both with 6 Super Bowls for each NFL franchise

John-hey did you catch Super Bowl 53 Last Night?
Matt-yeah i would’ve rather watched paint dry

by Saucyrunning February 4, 2019

Super Bowl 2019

Bland, Boring, must I go on?

Yo, Super Bowl 2019, am I right?

by RedIkana February 4, 2019

super-hyper-sensitivity

A temporary, high altered state an individual rises to in which he or she senses the tiniest things as if they were many times larger and more intensely, cannot ignore them, and feels forced to react to them, often by correcting the source of the irregularity or by taking a break and recuperating from the effects having sensed the stimulus caused in his body.

A graduate student found he was in his super-hyper-sensitive mode again. For example, when he heard the sound of a car horn, it bothered him so much he had to stop doing his homework on the computer, get up, go to the bedroom, and with his feet on the floor lay on the bed to recuperate from the distraction. When he burped or farted he also had to stop and go to the bedroom for a short break. If he was walking to the computer and one of his sandals got caught on the floor tile, or if he hit one of his feet against his other foot, or if the chair he was going to sit on went slightly off-kilter it would frighten him so much he had to go recuperate on the bed.

When he does not stop, acknowledge what he sensed, stop what he is doing, and go recuperate, he feels the pain repressing his need to go recuperate from the reactions his super-hyper-sensitivity causes in his body. Two-years ago, he learned to stop what he was doing and go recuperate.

Knowing it is wiser to forgive the people who blow their horns or his neighbors who somehow bang on the walls or the floors because they do not know better and do not know how to be considerate, he reminds himself to forgive them because they simply are not as aware of things and do not know as much as he continues working so hard to learn.

by but for June 3, 2018

Brownies in the super bowl

Brownies in the super bowl
A classy way to tell someone you're taking a shit at the very moment

I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl,talk to you later

I'll chat you up later, I'm dropping some brownies in the super bowl

by Jestar July 10, 2019

Super zoom zoom

When your smashing a bird you call her her mother’s name and as she screams you super zoom zoom out of the house

Yo dude I super zoom zoomed this lass last night

by Gaz hooper May 30, 2019

super custom bullshit

When instead of buying off-the-shelf stuff, you decide to go and just build it yourself and make it more elaborated and complicated that it needs to be.

When building a new computer:

- check these pics of my new server
- uh, what is that thing at the bottom?
- it’s another computer I added to the basement of the case. I had to cut some stuff and move some shit around to get it to fit, but at the end it worked great.
- that sounds like a lot of work. Why not just get another case
- nah, I want to connect everything to my 3 water pumps for cooling. Just need to build the piping now.
- wow, that’s some super custom bullshit right there

by TegridyFarms June 1, 2019

super pickle succ

When she gives you a blow job then tries to kiss you but you penis fell off in her mouth

Dont kiss me you cunt
Why
You gave me the super pickle succ
Ok...
MY COCK IS IN YOUR MOUTH WITH JIZZ
oh... ok...
Stupid bitch

by Clorox the Bleach November 9, 2017