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sea horse

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the indication to end an unwanted conversation
say "Sea horse" to indicate you are done talking with that person. Equivilant to "this conversation is over"
by J.S.H.T. January 18, 2009
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Horsemuncher

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1. One who consumes delicacies of the Equine variety
Greg is a massive horsemuncher. He loves to munch the horse. His horsemunching abilities far surpass those of anyone else ever. Horsemuncher.
by afro_joe March 15, 2009
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horsefly

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a guy that doesn't take the hint and follows you everywhere - to the point where it gets so annoying that all u can think of is how to get rid of him

closely related to: bamsee fly
he's such a stalker- where ever i go he's there! it's like having a fucking horsefly around!
by powderaddicted June 15, 2010
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Horsegasm

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A Horsegasm is when you have a really good orgasm.
Awww dude I just jerked it to some porn, and I had a total Horsegasm!
by 96zach96 November 22, 2011
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Horse Jostling

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A Popular Pastime in Lincolnshire (Especially Scunthorpe)

The object of the game is to "bring off" a male equine mammal using two long sticks.

The sticks are positioned either side of the horses member, and then jostled from side to side, stimulating the horse to orgasm.

The Game ends either when the horse "Spaffs" or when one of the Jostlers is kicked by the horse with enough force to dissuade them from the act.
Yo Nick, are you goin' badger baitin tonight.

No you fuckin' retard. I got whacked in the nads last night while I was Horse Jostling, and now I can't fuckin walk!

(Extract from Sense and Sensability by Jane Austin)
by NathanielW May 9, 2011
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horse whip

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A medium to long woven leather handheld rope like utensil, @ 7-10' long, up to 2" thick- used to get the attention through pain of a wild animal.
Although the steer was out of control, getting hold of my trusty HORSE WHIP really got it's attention to be saddle broken.
by Uno Baller February 28, 2015
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Someone that doesn’t shower or brush her teeth
Omg Teagan is a horse girl she stinks
by ohFUCKYEAHdaddy February 11, 2021
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