nacho cock

The evaporation of one's sex drive after eating a large Mexican meal, particularly nachos.

Hey baby, I know I was feeling frisky before dinner, but after that plate of nachos, this is nacho cock tonight.

by partytrap September 25, 2010

Cock Puncher

Steven Seagal's role in the 2008 Onion Movie.

Steven Seagal is such a cock puncher.

by B. Patterson September 1, 2009

Cocking Gun

Its when you are fucking a chick doggy style and you pull out your dick right before you are going to cum, place it on the top of her ass crack, then run a line of gunk from the top of her ass to her clit just like a caulking gun. This of course would also apply to the upper lip, forehead, ear-to-ear across the eyes, ect.

"I just laid a smooth line of baby batter on my girls ass crack with my cocking gun".

or

"That girls ass was so big I had to reload my cocking gun to finish the job".

by Durmach Calidrivur April 9, 2009

cock burgler

A person who pursues a man's penis in hopes to "steal a quick grab" (a.k.a. - someone who grabs a man's genitals without permission)

"Steve said he was hangin' out with Dave last night, and he tried to grab his unit. I knew Dave was a cock burgler!"

by Whipshock August 7, 2003

half cock

a female with a male twin

I wouldn't get with her, she's half cock.

by Ronnie Dobbs August 5, 2007

cock duster

A woman's unsightly facial hair. It only refers to a woman's mustache, not a man's.

-Would you go out with that chick?
-Fuck no; she refuses to shave off her cock duster.

by Ape Lincoln April 19, 2006

Cock Bogies

The solidified fluids left on your penis after coitus.

Gads man, my jizz and your juices have covered me in cock bogies!

by Ross Harrison December 25, 2007