Apple

An orange

John: “yo do you want an apple?”

Joe: “nah I think you mean orange.”

by I know Obamas last name it is- January 03, 2022

apple

a fruit.

the apple is red.

by aesthetictumblr June 27, 2017

Apple

A magic little Fucking red ahh used to demolish a slave back to the field where he belongs, picking up Cotton like a fatass niegger-Andrew Tate

One Apple a day, keeps the betas away.

by AndrewtateSigmaChad December 11, 2023

Apple

It doesn't quite fit all the way in your hand, mildly tasty, truth is, 3 inches isn't enough...fuck

This apple is really apple-like.

by Poopypole February 02, 2021

apple

You should know what a fucking apple is.

Stupid fuck: "Hey man whats an apple?"
Some guy: "I want to kill myself because of your stupidity."

by SumKidWithIssues September 19, 2017

Apple

A fruit you eat that is from a tree

Eldin: OMG MAX IS EATING AN APPLE

by Joe Mama Deez Nuts on yo face August 12, 2022

Apple

A company mainly founded by steve jobs .

they made thousands of logos and are mainly known for selling lumps of aluminium for £2000 they also offer to permanently take away the headphone jack but dont worry they sell a tiny adapter thats shit and breaks in 10 seconds for £10

Person 1 : I got the new iphone from apple
Person 2 : I got it too,im bankrupt now
Person 1 : same here

by someone_british April 06, 2023