Absolute value

Something everybody should learn when they're ten seconds old

The absolute value of 29 is 29 because 29 is equal to 29

by What the hell is a pseudonym12 April 1, 2024

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Economic Value

You have already sold the theory to China, Cuckerbeard and, therefore...

Hym "The economic value of said theory is set in stone. Whatever China paid when you committed an act of treason is what the theory is worth and that is only the beginning of what I'm owed. Don't let this piece of shit sacrifice your kid. You don't care that much. It isn't as important to you as it is to me."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2025

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value

not EA access on PlayStation 4

this product has so much value

by DAMEN CARMEN March 10, 2021

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Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013

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Value

So they have to add value... But not actual tangible value but rather they have to not mock retards for getting molested and if so they don't get credit for the value they add and none of the peripheral elements matter.

Hym "I'm adding the most value actually. I've literally replaced women entirely and we no longer need them to create labors. Now they are just pleasure tools for the fat-cocked and that's fine and we don't have to even talk about it or think about it. We just need to not pay the creator of AI because he won't stop talking about it and then everything is fine. We're fine. Eeeeeverything is hunky dory."

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025

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