Surprise Trust Fall

Popularized by Tosh.0. The act in which you randomly perform a trust fall on a unsuspecting victim. When one does this, they are to yell "TRUST FALL!" before falling. See who catches you and love the people who do!

Ron: So all you have to do is subtract the-

Craig: TRUST FALL!

*Craig falls backwards straight to the ground.

Ron: Did you just 'surprise trust fall' me?

Craig: I can never trust you again, man.

by imdown June 28, 2010

barbers surprise

When you're shocked to find the girl you're with has a hairy vagina
(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)

Bob : How was your night with Emma man?

Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise

by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 12, 2009

spooky spider surprise

The scourge of spider web laden overhanging tree limbs common to otherwise friendly appearing neighborhood sidewalks; of particular concern during casual night time strolls when the unsuspecting are unpleasantly surprised by a face-full of webbing and their pissed off spider occupants.

Oh snap! Timmy got himself a spooky spider surprise with a massive face full of spider web shit and spider eggs in his mouth, there's no tellin' where the spiders ended up...just look at 'em run!!

by YAWA July 21, 2018

White Chocolate Surprise

A white chocolate surprise is when a man ejaculates in a woman's anus, licks out a mixture of excrement and semen with his tongue, and deposits it in her vagina whilst eating her out.

"Did you see that video? Max Hardcore does a white chocolate surprise on that bitch."

by Emmzee March 19, 2008

coochie surprise

when a guy goes backdoor and the girl is really confused

the conversation during a coochie surprise:

girl: "What the fuck are you doing?"
guy: "fucking you in your coochie"
girl: "but... that's my ass"
guy: "i know."

by Cunt Punter January 31, 2007

facebook surprise

When you don't know a picture has been taken of you until you see it uploaded by someone else on facebook. Usually results in an embarassing picture getting into the public's viewership, or it can be a normal, innocent picture.

I got wasted and started getting rowdy with this hogbeast, but I didn't think anyone saw and I got away with it. Unfortunately I got a facebook surprise when I saw jen uploaded pics from that party and it had some ebarassing photos

by oogens September 16, 2007

surprise abortion

An internet meme involving the any stage abortion of an unwanted child through the use of a well placed "Falcon Punch" to the lower abdomen.

"Mike, I've become.. Tenn Pregnant!"
"Don't worry Suzy! FALCON PUNCH!"
"Ooof!"
"hehe, Surprise Abortion, works every time!"

by Zeldageek October 9, 2007