SPOKES 

what a girl has on her a**hole BEFORE its penetrated.

If she has all of her spokes left that means she's never had anal penetration.

SPOKES by Jay January 18, 2004

spooker 

A deragatory term for a african-american, because just like a ghost can't be seen in the light a black cannot be seen in the dark.

If you play rap music at a party at night, a spooker might jump out of the bushes and shoot you with a blow gun.

spooker by J-Izzy June 24, 2006

spooked moose 

While engaging in rear-door entry with a female partner, have an acomplice hide (preferably in a closet). With your two hands spread out, position them over her head like moose antlers. Have the friend jump out of a closet with a camera (flash required) to take a picture, one that resembles a spooked moose. variations can also be played out resembling a deer

That girl totally got a spooked moose from our buddy last night.

spooked moose by Playa Hat3r March 28, 2007

Sporked 

When a girl allows you to stick the tip of your penis into her labia, for a couple of seconds, without fully penetrating her.

I was at this party and trying to get my dick wet with this chick, long story short, she got sporked.

Sporked by supmannothinchillin February 13, 2009

Tokyo Snorkel 

Sex act whilst eating out a girl from behind, the nose of the eater is strategically placed in the ass-hole of the girl, causing the eyes of the eater to squint as if they had Asian looking eyes! R

Man, I was going down on Kim from behind and she backed up a little and gave me a Tokyo Snorkel. I had sinus problems for a week.

Tokyo Snorkel by DickWhispers R December 11, 2010

Spoke 

Pronunciation: \ˈspōk\
Function: verb

To derail a bicyclist by impeding wheel rotation with a foreign object.

This hooligan keeps riding their bike on the sidewalk. They don't listen when I tell them to ride in the street, so yesterday I spoked 'em with a pipe. Now, they don't ride on sidewalks anymore.

Spoke by drunn October 27, 2008

Spored 

I notice that the tags on Amazon feature a new addition to the English language -- the new verb "to spore", as in "prepare to be spored". There it appears to mean "to have your reputation shredded by customers infuriated at your shitty treatment of them". Personally I feel it also needs to have a transitive sense, viz. "to cheat your customers by treating them as pieces of shit who don't deserve to get anything for their money".

"I got spored" - said after buying one of EA game's heavy DRMed games.

Spored by Z G November 2, 2008