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slaughter

1. A town in Texas which, contrary to its name, has never had a single homocide.

2. You can't spell it without "Laughter."
1. Nobody got killed there.

2. "You can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter!"
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Tod Slaughter

A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.
1) Tod: "Tod Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"

2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."
by Olli Phillips December 12, 2008
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black sleigh ride

young white girl never been with a black man rides his enormous cock in the reverse cowgirl in an inclince position.
Man, that tight as white bitch wanted me so bad last night so i gave her the black sleigh ride!!!
by Zac Gebhardt November 15, 2007
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sleigh ride

when a male inserts his penis into his girls ass on top of the stairs. He then proceeds to push her down the stairs, and rides her down, simmilar to a sliegh ride
My girlfriends got rugburn from our sleigh ride
by Anonymous May 16, 2003
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slaughta

The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl in an extreme way as if there were no tommorow. Often done to a female who one does not care for or who one, his friends and family have had an eye on for a long time while being given much trouble.
When ma go up a da gyal yard ma slaughta dat live
by S. James September 8, 2005
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saturday night slaughter

the act of two guys tag teaming a girl on saturday night
jeremy: roy and wuhan totely pulled a saturday night slaughter on pebbles. . ha ha ha ha
by gnarkill1985 August 13, 2009
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Sledgehammer

A fart smelling soooooooo damn bad that the person's head instantly recoils back. Most of the time, this fart is silent.
Bruce: *toot*

Claire: *SWINGGGG* EWWWWWWW *coughs*

Greg: EVACUATE, IT'S A SLEDGEHAMMER!!

Bruce: *whistles*
by Ni_Mader_JiJi_Bao_Zhe June 18, 2010
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