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evacuate 

Removing such a large amount of excrement from your bowels that it leaves a void, like the forced evacuation whites from the inner city (or injuns from their land, or jews from poland).
I have to evacuate (aka poop).
evacuate by Crakronite May 18, 2006

Evacuate 

EVACUATE is hardcore punk band, forming in 2007, consisting of members of Cheap Sex, Lab Rats, All Out Attak, and 2nd Hand Justice.

Mike - Vocals
John - Guitar
Karlos - Guitar
Sean - Bass
Danny - Drums
Evacuate will start playing shows by the end of 2007.
Evacuate by goose86 October 27, 2007

Evacuate 

Euphemism for "surrender," which the MSM considers too embarrassing for the narratives they are pushing.
Ukrainian soldiers evacuated to Siberia winter camps!
Evacuate by WTWTLOL May 21, 2022

evacuate your fudge barrel 

a synonym for taking a shit, etc. Originates from the process in which fudge is added during ice cream production.
"This is where we use powerful pneumatic pistons to evacuate our fudge barrels"
"hey JJ, you just ate 3 pounds of burrito, you should go evacuate your fudge barrel before we get in the car"

Evacuate The Dancefloor

Codeword for when you have explosive diarrhea. Used when you need to excuse yourself, or explain why you were late.
Ugh brb, I gotta evacuate the dancefloor.

Sorry I'm late! I had to evacuate the dancefloor.

evacuate your Superdome 

just another delightful euphemism for the sex act.
"Baby, I'm gonna buy you one more round of wine coolers, and then we're gonna go park in the alley and I'm gonna evacuate your Superdome."