schlumpkin

do a rumpkin and a blumpkin in less than 5 minnutes

schlumpkin is like eathing fart

by man man man231 February 27, 2010

schlooper

The stage half way between flaccid and erect

wow you've got a schlooper!

by Bin July 20, 2003

Shlomp

Penis

Once we got back from an exhilarating night, we headed to bed and she began to massage my shlomp!

by Dre Tears April 25, 2010

schlumping

the act of males humping

schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.

by ktkattdd January 5, 2009

Schlop

To Skeet On One's Feet

"Man I Schlopped On Jessica Last Night!"

by Mike Asdasd February 20, 2008

schlopping

A combination of schlepping and shopping to describe a tedious or tiresome shopping trip.

I was at the mall schlopping with my girlfriend.

We did a lot of schlopping on black friday.

by asiseesit December 18, 2010

Zoop,Schloop

What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere.

Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004