ranch ass

SLUT. EASY. WHORE.

Broh!? Did you hit that ranch ass last night?

by SR20VE January 29, 2018

Ranch Gang

A group of homosexual hooligan juvenile delinquents

Ranch gang has vandalized my residence!! Meddling children!!!!

by Ranch_Gang September 11, 2021

Ranch finger

When you creampie a girl and then proceed to finger her vagina and finally you finish her off with anal fingering.

Dude I gave that girl the Ranch Finger and now she keeps complaining about having sticky farts!

by YoBoiSkinnyPenis June 17, 2018

ranch mule

A derogatory term for a very unattractive woman.

Derived from nothing in particular. Originated in Vancouver, BC.

"At least I'm not dating some ranch mule!"

by Gobylo June 1, 2018

rectal ranch

Cum with a little bit of poop in it.

That guys serving some rectal ranch

by Turtle tommy November 4, 2023

ranch head

An insult for people who like ranch a little too much (typically used by people who don’t like dressing at all)

“Ew. Look at that fucking ranch head over there. They put ranch on literally everything~”

by Sam Mayhem February 14, 2022

Ranch on pizza

Ranch on pizza is seen as disgusting and trifling but people eat that shit anyway because there nasty asf

Person 1 You eat ranch on pizza???

Person 2 yup
Person1 eww you nasty asf

Person 3 that disgusting

by Who speaks the truth February 26, 2022