man ranch

semen (the white substance that comes from a dude's erect penis)

That slut is all about the man ranch. She swallows every last drop.

by Kito Hughes August 13, 2007

ladera ranch middle school

Everyone is rich and white, much like the teens they Juul and shit, make fun of lgbtq+ people, and probably own checkered vans (which I am guilty of). Most of the boys skate and most of the girls bitch on people, these creatures preform rituals like these and others like tping, smoking weed, and riding their bike into a giant puddle... Because everyone is super insecure they all feel the need to have a boyfriend/girlfriend and feel the need to constantly be an asshole(im guilty of that too i wont deny it).

person one: oh look there is a retarded kid skating and juuling over there.
person two: oh that kid is definitely from ladera ranch middle school.
Person one: oof

by ismellpennies February 17, 2019

meanwhile, back at the ranch

A quote line to introduce a new topic of conversation, or to end a particualarly embarrassing line of talk.

Derived from the old horse operas where action at one point was interrupted to go to the ranch in question; This line being spoken by the narrator in order to assist the hard of thinking. ( A hold over from radio narration style )

A;"Anyway, how did your date with Sarah go?"
B:'OK, I guess . . . Did you know she was a hermaphrodite?"
(Silence)
A:"Meanwhile, back at the ranch . . . "

by D F Stuckey May 4, 2004

Pizza Ranch Mode

When you get so beezy you go and throw on some Pizza Ranch clothes you then throw a cigar in your mouth and dance to Black and Yellow. Possibly puking black shit all over your bathroom afterwards.

Doo, lets get beezy. Holy shit where did u get those pizza ranch clothes!

Mane you was in pizza ranch mode

by Beezy money January 9, 2011

rolly with a dab of ranch

A rolex (expensive watch) studded with diamonds, AKA a dab of ranch.

I just want a rolly rolly rolly with a dab of ranch.
Gimmee that diamond- studded Rolex boiiii!!!

by RedSheep MinecraftAndMsp YT January 8, 2018

tossed salad with xtra ranch

When you cum in the asshole of your partner then proceed to toss their salad (aka eat their ass and suck out and swallow the cum).

Joel -"I saw Jeff and Jays amauter Gay Porn I still can't get over the images of Jay doing the Tossed Salad with Xtra Ranch."

Dan- "Are you kidding me that shit was hot, I'd love to get in his Hidden Valley!"

by Droc the Bull November 24, 2016

bunny ranch

Where they keep the bunnies.

Bind me, gag me, take me to the bunny ranch.

by Ulaliya March 16, 2004