Pooing pringles

a term used when you sit on a packet of crisps, and the bag pops. This results in broken crisps flying everywhere, and making you look like you just pooed pringles.

Mariella pooed pringles the other night, it was so funny!

The other day John sat on a bag of Quavers, he was totally pooing pringles!

by call the underdog December 17, 2011

Google Pinger

Someone that, when disconnected from the internet, will ping Google using the windows cmd prompt.

John: "Hrm. Nothing's timed out yet but I can't be sure I've been dropped. I'll ping google!"

Jane: "Pfft. What are you, some kind of google pinger?"

by Luscan December 1, 2011

sperm piglet

When a young sucker sucks off a suckee with a view to ingesting sperm.

Come here my little sperm piglet and I'll come too.

by BigBib May 12, 2013

Prison Pringles

Slang used in jails/prisons to describe genital warts.

Prisoner: That last bitch I fucked gave me prison pringles.

by dumpstergod556 November 8, 2019

Hinkle Pinkle

A person (friend or romantic partner) who is important to your life.

I went to hang out with my Hinkle Pinkle tonight and we had a deep conversation about our futures

by Unedited Andy December 10, 2022

patting the piglet

Masturbating. The female version of the phrase "belting the hog," since a woman's clitoris is pink like a piglet and less aggression is implied in the cute alliterative phrase.

I sometimes rag on my boyfriend for how much he belts the hog, but I'd sure be embarrassed if he knew how much of my week I spend patting the piglet.

by Juniper Kollwitz April 15, 2009

the last pringle

Your last dollar

I would have bought that homeless guy a beer but I was down to the last pringle.

by Holden234 April 10, 2016