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Piddle and Diddle

What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.
Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"
by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019
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pidol

Visayan Filipino term (used by LEB members) for a person who walks the wrong way.
Gabriel: Lets walk!
Jay: Gabriel pidol!
by BossOfAllGreats February 12, 2020
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