Nike

Nike as name… he is kind hearted like any other person you’ve met. You could talk for hours on end or sit in comfortable silence and just enjoy his presence. Everyone truly needs a nike in their life as he is the thing you didn’t know you wanted but you definitely need. He cares for other people even to the detriment of himself. He will make you laugh until you run out of air. If you have a chance to be friends with a Nike…just do it.

person 1: Hey i need someone to help me move my stuff but i can’t find anyone
person 2: Oh just let me message Nike, he helped me move out just last week!

by elisabethcleo August 22, 2022

Nike

When you are the child of a black and a Jew. (Nigger=kike= Nike)

Noah from the Sopranos is a Nike. It was funny when Tony called that Nike a charcoal brickette.

by OrlandoFrenandez November 19, 2022

black nike hat

A female owning or proudly wearing her Black Nike Hat tends to posses elite knob gobbling abilities far beyond those without such a cap.

“She look like the type a girl to wear a black Nike hat.”
“You know that black Nike hat a badge of honor for that exceptional neck.”

by Yung Cabbage April 22, 2022

Skike-a-Nike

To find a skittle in a Mike & Ike

Bro this ain't no Mike & Ike, this a Skike-a-Nike

by ReneGod May 3, 2022

National Nike Tech Day

National Nike Tech Day is a day where you wear your Nike Tech zip-up and/or Tech pants. October 10

is it already “National Nike Tech Day”

by MazzyMk October 8, 2022

Capping your nikes

When a person comes out with some hot new drip and you tell him to calm down

Shhheeeessshhh. you need to start capping your nikes or someone might steal yo drip

by dripping cock May 31, 2022

Nike Dick

Slang term for Peyronie's disease. Which is a medical condition that causes your penis to be bent.

Richard has a Nike Dick and had to have a penile plication surgery to fix it.

by UroDrPeePee November 8, 2021