Child molester

1. Someone (usually over 18) who has intercourse with minors (sometimes without their consent)
2. A dude who is creepy as fuck

Billy: Dude, did you hear that old man Steve is registered as a sex offender?
Timmy: That’s because he is a fucking child molester. Remember when he had oral sex with Jimmy when he was 12?
Billy: Oh yeah, what a pervert.

by Some.Random.Bitch June 2, 2018

molester bumps

1.n: A form of mollescum given to someone by a molester.

The doctor said the molester bumps were caused by my Aunt Vag touching me as a child.

by Remy Martin September 5, 2007

Molestache

Part Mustache. Part Molest. 100% Pure Sexy.

Hide the children! That creepy man with the molestache is in town again.

by Lom Johnson July 23, 2009

Modesto Mouthpeice

To lay a girl on her back, straddle her face then pushing not one, but both balls into her mouth. This move is considered complete when the man rod is resting on her forehead, between her eyes, in the 12 o'clock position.

"Did you get any last night from Sally?"

"Nah but i gave her a Modesto Mouthpeice when she would shut the fuck up"

by vrocket December 9, 2008

Molest

The best way to get closer to other peoples kids.

The older man was angry at the kid about 6 years old taking so long to cross the street he yelled "I molest children your age!" from his car.

by FurFur October 12, 2009

molestache

Also known as Molester Moustache or my first mustache.

by pimphuge February 25, 2003

Molestation

An infestation of the hole digging vermin, with the weird noses.

Joe: Dude, I'm suffering from a Molestation
Peter: Those moles are hard to get rid of, trust me I was molested once.
Joe: No, I was touched as a child...
Peter: Oh.. Sorry...

by Satchelface May 6, 2013