Meth-canic

A mechanic who is on meth. They will swap out your new parts for old ones from the junk yard. You car will not be done in the time promised. On the plus side they are cheap and you can pay them in meth.

I used a Meth-canic to fix my car, it took a long time and he stole my catalic converter.

by Jessdaddy March 30, 2021

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meth diet

Using the amphetamine as a dietary substance by abstaining from food for the duration of the dosage. IE, 8 ball = 20 hours, a half = 100 hours and some felonys.

I was on my meth diet when I shot them crackers to gets money for more medicine.

by Mello Fello June 27, 2014

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iso meth

Meth look alike or twin but in the end you just ain't feeling it😞

Did some iso meth vs the normal hookup now I'm sad n I have no clue why?!!!

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school meth

When you start smoking meth in the bathroom with a bunch of gang members at your school

Donal: yo you got that good good

Martin yea bro I got that school meth

Donal how did you get it

Martin I smuggled in a lawn mower

by Boobies6971 November 14, 2019

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meth mermaid

Meth Mermaid is a femail with great potential, but chases drugs using body parts as bargaining chips possibly vaginal credit card reader. if she looks like she's power-walking or has to take a power piss and has a square card reader on one of her many cell phones chances are she is a a mascot wearing a mess mermaid suit for Dalé speed shop.

"Video Candice is trying to lure me in like a siren with their meth mermaid ways look at her mouth"

by Malias Malias April 08, 2020

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