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Marian Gaborik 

A hockey GOD, Gaborik currently plays for the Minnesota Wild of the National Hockey League. He is known to score goals at will, no matter who is defending him. A definate crowd pleaser, Gaborik can change the entire flow of the game in under a second with his mighty goalie deke or his uncanny ability to recover the puck as soon as it is poke checked away from him.

An avid Sublime fan, Marian Gaborik's favorite song is "Wrong Way" and contrary to popular belief he also practices Santeria.
Marian Gaborik was GABORIFIC last night, scoring 3 goals in only 25 minutes of ice team. He was awarded with alone time with an older woman who shall not be named at this time.
Marian Gaborik by Barrett W. July 16, 2008
1. A state of temporary paranoia while under the influence of marjiuana.
Phil thought we would get kicked out of the bar because his eyes were bloodshot, but he was just experiencing maranoia.
Maranoia by BrettMiller September 22, 2005

san marino

tiny country that is basically just an independent city surrounded by italy. its people are ethnic italians, but when italy was unified in the 1870s, san marino refused to join. it's actually been an independent nation since 301 AD. nowadays, they are famous for producing special coins and postage stamps marketed directly at tourists.
san marino has a F-1 race ever year.
san marino by Ben E. Hama February 2, 2007

Marino Special 

The act of placing your erect penis through the hole of a doughnut, bagel, or any other food item with a hole in it. You then begin to fuck a girl and take bites out of the food item when you get hungry. (You also have the choice of removing the food item, cumming on it, and have your partner eat it.)
Mike: Yo bro I was fuckin this girl last night and started to get really hungry.

Greg: Oh yeah? You give her the Marino Special?

Mike: Hell yeah man, what's better than having a girl fuck you, while eating a doughnut?
Marino Special by Zack "Pie" Marino December 27, 2008
Marina seems to be nice at first but then comes the drama. She is a stupid bitch who nobody cares about. she is the teachers pet. She tries to be popular but not she is not. If you have a friend who name is mariana go away from her. she is an asshole
Mariana is stupid.
Mariana by zzzzzzzzeeeeeeee June 9, 2020
a very pretty lady
You are one of the marienor i ever met in my life
marienor by mafiie October 18, 2008