lizards

A euphemism used by author David Icke for the Jewish population.

"The lizards control the world."

by Chaim Lebowitz December 29, 2003

liquor lizard

a bitch at the bar that tries to pick up pathetic guys for the purpose of free drinks.

"look at that stupid bitch, flirting with two different douchebags for drinks.... liquor lizard...."

by thefolge March 7, 2008

flat lizarding

Flat lizarding is where the male of the species tries to either scare an opponent or impress a female by dropping there Dacks and shoving there dick up against a window in the direction of the victim.

Brett: Hey Alex check out those whores on the bus
Alex: Oh shit those guys are flat lizarding us!
Brett: Don’t pretend that you don’t like it

by Alex Bailey May 19, 2005

Gopher Lizard

An animal that Jr carr and Nic-Nic wilson made up. It doesnt exist. So dont believe the stories about the Gopher Lizards.

There's the Gopher lizard that bit me Get em tina.

by lolligagger69 April 21, 2009

Lizard Whip

The equivalent of "mushroom stamping", reserved for those men who have not been circumcised. It involves slapping a person with the penis hard enough to leave an imprint on the recipient's body. If the person was circumcised, it would leave a mushroom shaped imprint. If not, a lizard tail. Hence the name- Lizard Whip

While my girlfriend was asleep last night, I lizard whipped her forehead. It turned out great, but I'm sure I'll be couching it for the next week.

by Green eggs and baaaam December 13, 2012

Lizard Queen

Noun, singular.
That really hot girl you know who's always surrounded by ugly, ugly dudes.

Sandra spent the evening holding court amongst a large group of sweaty-faced, Axe-wearing, computer science majoring, aethetically challenged guys. They were drawn to her like moths to a flame. She was a true lizard queen.

by Lamehlia March 18, 2009

A Lot Lizard

Female who frequents truck stops to have sex with truckers for money.

A Lot Lizard Ho's riding trukers

by PBE29 November 24, 2013