kyle's cousin kyle 

On the cartoon South Park, Kyle Broflovski's stereotype Jewish cousin Kyle. He displays may problems including asthma, poor physical ability, complete inability to behave normal and physically poor semen. He is also a tight arse when it comes to money.

Kyle's Cousin Kyle: You, you paid your friends to not make fun of me?
Kyle: Look, it's not because anything's wrong with you.
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Wow, uh, you think it takes $40 to get people to like me.
Kyle: Kyle, I-I'm sorry
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Becuase I mean I really think you could have done it for about 12.50.
Kyle: What?
Kyle's Cousin Kyle: Well, I mean, you didn't just start at 40, did you? You you gotta low-ball these things so you have a place to go.
Kyle: amazed Oh, dude.

kyle's cousin kyle by Elroy Steel May 18, 2008

Kyle 

A Kyle is a very gassy boi (watch out for Dutch Ovens) but sweet, caring (cries a lot!), big-hearted and an amazing cook! If you see a Kyle, remind them that you care about them and love them, it's the little things that count! His music taste is A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. Kyle's are a rare type of person; if you get to meet one, don't let go of them. He is the type of person who is willing to hop on a plane to come to see you, stay up all night talking to you (because let's just admit, neither of you can stop talking to each other!) or even drop by your house with some food (again, he is amazing in the kitchen, and also in bed tbh).

Beth: You are so lucky to have a supporting and loving boyfriend!

Heather: I know! I think I got myself a Kyle.

Kyle by muxluverr July 7, 2018

kyle fischer 

A Kyle Fischer is used to describe a 5 cent blowjob.

Susan gave Wayne a Kyle Fischer last night

kyle fischer by dave douchebag December 7, 2010

Kyle 

A guy who is attractive, possibly a fuckboy, and attracts all of the ladies. He can sometimes be a little creepy, and very overprotective over a significant other, which can be good or bad.

"Man, that dude looks like a Kyle!"

Kyle by 420lazeiy July 4, 2015

Kyle XY 

1. An underrated TV series.

The first episode of season 1 starts with a black haired, blue eyed, 16 year old boy with no belly button. He wakes up in a forest outside of Seattle, covered in goo. He is clueless about everything and suffers from Amnesia.

Later in the show, with the help of his foster family, Kyle finds out that he was an experiment clone. His number was 781227. Due to unsafe happenings, he was saved, and thrown out into the woods by a helpful man.

In the process of him becoming a clone, they filled his brain with mathematical problems.

Kyle's mind is like a sponge. It soaks up every piece of information it receives.

Kyle XY's Pilot episode first appeared on ABC Family June 26, 2006 in USA. Season 1 was very popular. As Kyle began to understand everything and was not funny like in the first season, seasons 2 and 3 went downhill. Unfortunately, there will not be any more seasons after that, due to the unpopularity of the show.

The show Kyle XY was created by Eric Bress and J. Mackye Gruber. Main Cast:
Matt Dallas - as Kyle.
Marguerite MacIntyre - as Nicole Trager.
April Matson - as Lori Trager.
Jean-Luc Bilodeau - as Josh Trager.
Bruce Thomas - as Stephen Trager.
Chris Olivero - as Declan McDonough.
Kirsten Prout - as Amanda Bloom.
Jaimie Alexander - as Jessi Taylor (season 2 + 3).

2. What you call someone who has blue eyes, black hair and no belly button.

1. Bobert: I'm so happy tonight. Wanna know why?
Robert: Why, Bobert?
Bobert: Because tonight at 7.30 Kyle XY is on!!!!!!!!
Robert: Yay!

2. Cassidy: Dude! You have no belly button!
Kyle: That is my unfortunate case. It is truly a mystery I must solve right away.
Cassidy: Pfft. I'll tell you why. You were an experiment 781227 and you're a clone. You were stuck in some box for 16 years. Then when you were 16, Foss threw you into the woods, leaving you with amnesia.
Kyle: Excuse me???
Cassidy: Oops! You're not supposed to know that until season 2! Dammit, I stuffed up the show.
Kyle: SHOW???

Kyle XY by (( ({>O<}) )) October 10, 2009

Kyle 

Oh my goodness gracious. Kyle is the best guy you could ever ask for. He’s a great boyfriend/friend and he will let you know that he loves you. He’s smart, kind, funny, cute, and of course sexy! If you end up running into a Kyle...never let him go, and he will never let you go. He will talk about how beautiful/handsome and amazing you are. He will talk about a future with you! He listens to country music and is definitely a country boy at heart! Nevertheless he is the most amazing guy ever! Never let him go!

Girl 1: “damnnnn is that Kyle? He’s hottttttt”
GIrl 2: “oh yea that’s Kyle alrighty. Man I wish I was his girl!”

Kyle by “It’s b” November 4, 2017

Kyle 

He’s the best and a Maddie couldn’t understand😂

I want to be the very Kyle.

Kyle by elyk2020 June 13, 2018