Texas Fire Hose
During Oral Sex you ejaculate so hard Jizz shoots out her nose which results in a splatter of semen to your own face.
Texas Fire Hose by Pin Head Larry May 6, 2011
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Kinking the hose
The act of bending the tip of a semi-erect penis down to the base of the shaft and squeezing the two sides firmly in your fist as you would a garden hose to cease the flow of fluid.
"Candy had me half way there with an old fashioned when I needed to piss. Thank fuck she was kinking the hose like a pro!
Kinking the hose by Uncle Spaz June 24, 2015
The Fire-Hose
When you are doing doggystyle on the bed and are about to nut, reach under her armpits and grab her shoulders. Then, yell “Stop, Drop, And Roll!” as loud as you can, slam your dick into her and nut, and roll off the bed.
The Fire-Hose by how to basic-bitch March 1, 2019
siphon hose
siphon hose by Bastard Belly June 26, 2008
home in hose
Adjective: Set for life, established, successful, elated, on cloud nine.
Especially used to describe the emotional or financial state of having overcome a hurdle or having achieved a goal where success was uncertain.
Thought to be derived during WWII when hosiery was scarce and hard to obtain. Despite this origin, the adjective is not only applied to females.
Especially used to describe the emotional or financial state of having overcome a hurdle or having achieved a goal where success was uncertain.
Thought to be derived during WWII when hosiery was scarce and hard to obtain. Despite this origin, the adjective is not only applied to females.
Once you pass the bar exam, you're home in hose.
She married the love of her life and now she's home in hose.
She married the love of her life and now she's home in hose.
home in hose by Ann Pearl Owen April 4, 2008